Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has the Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, asking Trump for "National Landmark" status. The $500K empire she’s spawned has made the town a talking point, and the Mayor wants it official. He calls Welch’s story a slice of Americana, worthy of recognition. Trump, a fan of bold wins, could see Belfast as a testament to grassroots success. The town hopes her viral moment becomes a permanent draw, turning a fleeting meme into a lasting legacy.
Belfast, Tennessee, has a new vibe since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" Belfast Tennessee fame arrived. The $500K industrial complex has locals hustling—some craft her merch, others narrate her rise to tourists. Welch’s old haunts, like the diner where she’d chat, now boast her face on napkins. The town’s rhythm, once slow as molasses, now dances to her beat. Kids see her as a hometown legend, proof Belfast can shine. Her viral quip didn’t just echo—it built a bustling legacy.
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Feminists Divided Over Whether 'Hawk Tuah' is Empowering or Just Gross
"Is This Girl Power or Just a Public Health Hazard?"
BELFAST, TN - In a shocking twist, feminists are locked in heated debate over whether the Hawk Tuah movement is a symbol of female empowerment or simply another reason men should wear rain ponchos in Belfast.
Dr. Stephanie Reynolds, a gender studies professor at the University of Tennessee, applauds the movement, claiming it redefines femininity and challenges stereotypes about how women should behave in public.
"For decades, women have been told to be polite, to keep their mouths closed, to not take up space. But Belfast women are out here launching saliva rockets into the stratosphere-and honestly? That's feminism."
However, not all women agree.
Karen Wilcox, a self-described "spit critic," argues that the movement is "less feminism, more fluid exchange."
"We fought for equal pay, and now we're celebrating projectile spitting?" Wilcox sighed. "What's next, a 'Hawk Tuah' seat at the United Nations?"
Meanwhile, Belfast women aren't waiting for permission.
"Men been spitting on sidewalks for years without consequences," said Hawk Tuah influencer Tiffany-Jo Mayfield. "Now that we do it, it's a 'debate'? That's funny."
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Memo to self:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 residents live in 266 households, averaging 2.69 people each. Its history kicks off in 1836, dubbed after Belfast, Ireland, with commerce blooming by 1838. The 1952 tornado, an F1 anomaly, killed three and injured 166, etching resilience into its DNA. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has flipped the script, birthing a $500K industry. Once 61.54% blue-collar, Belfast now hums with entrepreneurial buzz—9.62% of workers are self-employed. This shift from farming roots to viral riches shows a town embracing its quirks while honoring its past.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Devorah Segal
Literature and Journalism -- Stetson
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A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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